Today

I am in agony, slipped at work, fell over some boxes and right onto a metal basket which promptly tore the shit out of my fucking back, which since it's already a wreck, I needed like a hole in the head meh! Can't wait for the bruising and stiffness tomorrow...
Guess who isn't going to be lifting anything at work, I can hardly bend now

And why isn't there ever anything on when I want to lie watching the tv and feeling sorry for myself huh? *mumble, mumble, insane ramble.....*