Splat...
Music: Nightwish - 'Nemo'

So, as most know I live above the garage attatched to my parents house which requires that if I need to use the bathroom I have to go into the main part of the house and at about 2.30am that's exactly what my plan was. Barefooted I had headed up the steps and was crossing to the back door when *crunch* and I kinda froze. At the same time the security light kicked in and looking down I discovered I now had a sole full of squished large snail. The screams could could have awakened the dead.