Dear Powers That Be...
You have turned the thermostat up again you sillies....please to be turning it down a little before I go postal or drown in a puddle of my own sweat. Also, I've noticed you are lighting up the planet a little earlier these days, at absofuckinglutely outrageous o'clock in the am and really now, I don't need to see anything in broad daylight at 4.30 in the morning I need to be in sleepy, cosy pitch darkness if I have decided to go to bed.
A concerned tenent of your planet
*pins to cosmos*
Gah... it's too hot for me to have to go into the city but I have to, I have birthday presents to get for my friend otherwise I would quite happilly sit on this chair with my face stuck in the gorgeous new chrome fan I aquired yesterday (thanks dad! :D). It's sooooooo very sunny too and i'm gonna be half blinded and probably burn my scalp, forehead or arms which which are generally about all I allow to be exposed to the great nuclear ball and only when it's a neccessity. My lesson regarding me and the sun was learned well a long time ago. We have a